开心笑话Happy joke

开心笑话1:跟老婆吵架,老婆怄气要离家出走,我坐沙发看电视理都不理她,她收拾好行李拉到门口,又进房间拿东西……出来时,门口的行李不见了,老婆撒娇的说:不想让人家走就直说嘛,把行李藏起来干嘛。我……就在这时,儿子和女儿从外面进来说:妈妈,还走不走啊,行李都帮你拿到马路边了。

Happy joke 1: quarrel with his wife, the wife ou spirit want to run away from home, I sit the sofa to watch TV reason all ignore her, she packed my luggage to the door and into the room with something… Baggage gone out, the door, the wife in pettish said: don’t want to let people go just come, why hide your luggage. I…… At that moment, sons and daughters into it from the outside: mom, also walk not to walk ah, will help you to get the baggage by the road.

开心笑话2:我妈出去一段时间不在家,就我和我爸在家里。有一天我放电视,结果电视开不了。我就跟我爸说电视坏了,开不了。我爸回来看了下,真的放不了。然后就说改天他找个人来修。过了几天我妈回来,我和我爸跟她说电视坏了。然后我妈把电视遥控器换上电池说,以后找老公找个机灵点的,你这笨是你家祖传的,不怪你。我……

Happy  joke 2: my mother went out for a period of time not at home, my dad and me at home. One day I put a TV, the results off the TV. I’ll tell my dad TV is broken, can’t open. My dad came back to see, really can’t put. Then said he’ll get someone to fix another day. Come back a few days later my mother, my father and I have told her TV is broken. Then my mother put the TV remote control battery says, is to find a husband after a sharp point, you this is your ancestral stupid, don’t blame you. I……

开心笑话3:昨晚有个朋友喝醉了,送到家门口抱着电线杆子往家拉,说这个朋友没见过,要拉回家在喝两杯,谁劝都没用,他老婆叫我们先走,她招呼,第二天住院了,听他老婆说,跟电线杆子讲了半宿的话,劝酒劝恼了,他老婆听见动静下来,手跟脚都已经骨折了,抱着老婆号啕大哭说是,电线杆子先动的手!

Happy  joke 3: have a friend who was drunk last night, home to the door holding a wire pole and said that the friends have not seen, home to pull in to drink two cups, who advised all useless, his wife told us to go first, she say hello, the second day in the hospital, listen to his wife said, with wire rod about half lodge, vomiting-inducing toasts advised annoyed, his wife heard movement down, hand response has been broken, with the wife howled, wire rod move first hand!

 

 

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