Happy joke 1: quarrel with his wife, the wife ou spirit want to run away from home, I sit the sofa to watch TV reason all ignore her, she packed my luggage to the door and into the room with something… Baggage gone out, the door, the wife in pettish said: don’t want to let people go just come, why hide your luggage. I…… At that moment, sons and daughters into it from the outside: mom, also walk not to walk ah, will help you to get the baggage by the road.
Happy joke 2: my mother went out for a period of time not at home, my dad and me at home. One day I put a TV, the results off the TV. I’ll tell my dad TV is broken, can’t open. My dad came back to see, really can’t put. Then said he’ll get someone to fix another day. Come back a few days later my mother, my father and I have told her TV is broken. Then my mother put the TV remote control battery says, is to find a husband after a sharp point, you this is your ancestral stupid, don’t blame you. I……
Happy joke 3: have a friend who was drunk last night, home to the door holding a wire pole and said that the friends have not seen, home to pull in to drink two cups, who advised all useless, his wife told us to go first, she say hello, the second day in the hospital, listen to his wife said, with wire rod about half lodge, vomiting-inducing toasts advised annoyed, his wife heard movement down, hand response has been broken, with the wife howled, wire rod move first hand!