开心笑话happy Joke

开心笑话1:睡觉前,我对老婆说:“你看现在的萌妹子说话就是好听,后面都带个重叠的字,比如吃饭饭,睡觉觉。听着多舒服啊!”老婆不屑地白了我一眼,说:“就这些我也会啊。”我怀疑地看着老婆,说:“你也会?说来听听?”老婆咬牙切齿地说:“别叨叨。

Happy joke 1: before you go to sleep, I say to the wife: “you look attractive woman speak now is nice, with a overlapping word behind, such as eating dinner, sleep sleep. Listen more comfortable!” White wife contemptuously at me, said: “that’s all I would.” I doubt looked at his wife, said: “will you? Let’s hear it?” The wife teeth ground to say: “don’t out.

开心笑话2:我哥一边抽烟,一边咳嗽不止……我说:“你都咳成这样了,怎么还不戒烟呢?”哥:“戒不得呀!戒了就会出人命的!”我问:“哦,为什么?”他说:“你嫂子说,我这辈子要是能把烟戒掉,她就去死!!”

Happy joke 2: my elder brother smoke, while cough more than… I say: “you are well like this, why don’t give up smoking?” Elder brother: “ring can not ah! The ring will be fatal!” Me: “oh, why?” He said: “your sister-in-law said, if I can give up smoking in this life, she will go to dead!! ”

开心笑话3:有次和爸妈开玩笑说:我是你们充费送的吧!爸妈神回复道:傻孩纸,别开玩笑了,要是充费送的,我们就要豆油了,还能要你!!

Happy joke 3: once joked with my parents I is you charge fees to send! Parents god replied: silly child, that’s not funny, if charging fees to send, we’re going to soybean oil, can want to you!!

 

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