Happy joke 1: before you go to sleep, I say to the wife: “you look attractive woman speak now is nice, with a overlapping word behind, such as eating dinner, sleep sleep. Listen more comfortable!” White wife contemptuously at me, said: “that’s all I would.” I doubt looked at his wife, said: “will you? Let’s hear it?” The wife teeth ground to say: “don’t out.
Happy joke 2: my elder brother smoke, while cough more than… I say: “you are well like this, why don’t give up smoking?” Elder brother: “ring can not ah! The ring will be fatal!” Me: “oh, why?” He said: “your sister-in-law said, if I can give up smoking in this life, she will go to dead!! ”
Happy joke 3: once joked with my parents I is you charge fees to send! Parents god replied: silly child, that’s not funny, if charging fees to send, we’re going to soybean oil, can want to you!!